A Little Note
“I’ve got one hand on a taco, and the other one is holding my Kindle.”
~as sung in my best Alanis Morissette voice
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“Hey, pervert! My eyes are up here.”
But I take my sweet time in raising my eyes. And, when I meet hers, I give her a cocky smile.
“I know exactly where your eyes are, Speedy. You just have great t!ts. It’s hard not to look at them, especially when you insist on drawing my attention to them.” I point at her cleavage.