For the first time in years, I get to call myself a VIRGIN as this is my first entry for the Diddle Me This column for Smut Book Club.
Would I consider myself an expert as it relates to the pleasures of toys? Why, yes, I would.
“What makes me an expert?” you ask. Years and years of experience.
From my very first hard pink-plastic-twist-at-the-bottom, D-battery-eating, loud-as-fuck-model to the new love of my life, the LELO Ina 2. I have saved you the angst and research — not to mention an extreme amount of money — to bring you my expert opinion on the LELO Ina 2 vs The Rabbit.
When using the Ina 2 my first time out of the gate, I had to strip my bed because I found the FOUNTAIN of youth between my legs.
That’s right — projectile liquid pleasure. Simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation. I found Heaven on Earth. The end all be all of self inflicted orgasmic satisfaction.
Yes, the Rabbit has the clitoral stimulation, but I have to be honest here. The whole “animal as a stimulator” thing kinda freaks me out, plus I’m a vegetarian. If I don’t eat rabbit, he should not be tickling my clit. (Sorry rabbit, tricks are for hookers.) The Rabbit is also heavy, smelled of chemicals, not waterproof and those pearls/beads things are just an unnecessary evil.
How does the Ina 2 compare to the traditional rabbit vibrator?
[one_half]LELO Ina 2
- Phthalate Free
- Whisper quiet
- Latex Free[/one_half][one_half_last]Traditional Rabbit
- Dual-action with tumbling pearls (WTF?) and a rabbit-shaped stimulator
- Pays tribute to Japanese “animal face” art form from Shogun era
- Hard plastic
- Battery eater[/one_half_last]
So in closing, if you want your toes to curl, your eyes to roll back in your head and many unidentifiable words to come flying out of your mouth, then the LELO Ina 2 is what you’re searching for.
It’s the crème de la crème of double vibrators.