Listen, no one wants to hear your grumbling about going back to school at such an old age. You get to stock up on all the back-to-school supplies we wish we could spend our dollars on!
Here’s a list of some of the school supplies – and I use that term loosely – we’re coveting this year.
Haul Your Shit
You paid enough for your textbooks to support an army of toddler pageant queens, so you might as well get a fly-ass bag to carry your stuff.
Gold Flamingo Pattern Navy Blue Backpack
Superstud Studded Backpack
Vans Peanuts Realm Backpack
Check Your Face
Keep your face on fleek with these on-the-go makeup and haircare essentials.
bareMinerals BAREPRO Performance Wear Powder Foundation
Urban Decay Vice Lipstick
Travel Size Big Sexy Hair Spray & Play Volumizing Hairspray
School Supplies Essentials
You won’t find these school supplies in the back-to-school aisle at Target.
Like a Boss Inspirational Pencils
Yes, I’m Actually Reading This Bookmark Pad
Personalized Metallic Striped Binder
The Cutest Kicks
You’re old enough to dress yo’self, so dress to make a statement. A very cute statement.
Adult Converse Chuck Taylor All Star Denim Floral
Periodic Table TOMS
Dr. Martens Union Jack Pascal 8-Eye Boot
Why get the same boring plain notebooks and planners you had when you were a kid? Step up your game, woman!
I AM VERY BUSY. Pink Holographic Agenda by ban.do
Decomposition Kittens in Space Notebook
Erin Condren Life Planner
Get Your Shit Together
We get it. Staying organized is a pain in the royal ass. These goodies will make it a little less painful.
Post-it Calendar Weekly Planner
Moleskine Daily Planner
Non-Dated Panda Planner
Hot Student/Teacher Books
While you’re pretending to pay attention to the professor droning on about quadrilateral equations, sneak out your phone to catch up on these recommended reading.
Happy Shameless Shopping!