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SBC Dirty Quote March Madness is here!

Place your votes for your favorite dirty quotes, even if you haven’t read the book! Vote in each of the 18 sets for the quotes we’ve picked out as the best and the hottest. Each of the books here comes recommended with a minimum of four stars from at least one Smut Fairy.

Champion your favorites, 1-click some new dirty books, and enter the giveaway below! See the full bracketing at the end of this post.

Voting for Round 1 ends on Thursday, March 12th at 2pm EST. Round 2 will begin Thursday night!



Ricochet by Skye Jordan


He drove his hands into her hair and pulled her head down again. The second their mouths fused, she melted. Her body bowed toward his on a sigh, her legs sliding wider until her softness pressed against his cock. Her arms wrapped around his neck, her belly and breasts molding to his torso. And, damn, they had rhythm. Their lips, their tongues, the way their bodies rocked without thought, giving and seeking pleasure without words. He felt the ribs along her back, the indentions of her spine, the flare of her hips. Gripped her ass, pulled her in, and she rode him like a champion cowgirl.[/one_half][one_half_last]The Wild Side Cover

The Wild Side by RK Lilley


“Some guys like eating pussy, and some don’t, but they do it anyway. I don’t want your mouth on me unless you fucking love it.”[/one_half_last]

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Just Gotta Say by Laura Kaye


Still, her face heated. “I want to be fucked.” Lucas thrust upward into her. “Mission accomplished.” His cocky grin challenged her. She raised an eyebrow. “Okay, then. I want to be double fucked.”[/one_half][one_half_last]Ruin

Ruin by CD Reiss


“Respect isn’t treating me like I’m made of sugar. Because I’m not. I’m made of cum and saliva. I’m made of salty sweat, and I taste like fucking. I sound like an orgasm that’s so hard you can’t even scream, and I fuck like a closed fist.”[/one_half_last]

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Hard to Come By Laura Kaye


“Jesus.” He kissed her, hard, and then he lay back. “Get up here. Straddle me. My fucking turn.”
Heart racing, Emilie crawled up over him, her legs straddling his stomach. She rubbed herself against his cock.
“Not yet, Em. I want you over my face.”[/one_half][one_half_last]TIGHT

Tight by Alessandra Torre


“You will bend for me, spread for me, allow me to have every inch of surface, all while screaming my name and shuddering into my heart.”[/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Black Lies

Black Lies by Alessandra Torre


“He thrust fully in, moaned my name, and shuddered through the final fucks of his orgasm.”[/one_half][one_half_last]Locke Cover

Locke by Harper Sloan


“Make no mistake, Emmy. Once I get you home and healed, I’ll be spanking that ass until it’s bright pink and you’re begging for me to make you come. Then I’m going to eat you until you’re screaming for me to let you come. When you think you can’t take a second more of just the mere thought of the pleasure I’m going to give to you, only then will I think about giving it to you, but it will most definitely be after I spank the sass out of you.”[/one_half_last]

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Exposed by Fate by Tessa Bailey


“You will come right now, Eliza, or I’ll put you over my knee and whip it out of you.”[/one_half][one_half_last]The Saint

The Saint by Tiffany Reisz


“I don’t want mercy. I want you.”[/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Owned By Fate

Owned by Fate by Tessa Bailey


“Fuck, Caroline. Wrap your legs tight. I want to feel the pussy I just finished satisfying.”[/one_half][one_half_last]RAW

RAW by Bella Aurora


“A strong woman can also be submissive in bed. It doesn’t make her weak. It makes her stronger than most. Putting your body into the hands of someone else…that takes balls.” [/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Soul Rest

Soul Rest by Joey W. Hill


“If it wouldn’t get us arrested, I’d bend you over this table and fuck you until you screamed for mercy.” [/one_half][one_half_last]Training Lady Townsend

Training Lady Townsend by Annabel Joseph


“Fairness is not at issue here. Your cooperation is. You are not permitted to resist me.”[/one_half_last]

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New Adult

[one_half]Sweet Filthy Boy

Sweet Filthy Boy by Christina Lauren


“I want my face covered in you.” [/one_half][one_half_last]ChaseMe

Chase Me by Tessa Bailey


“The first time you ride me, I’m going to grip your ass just like this. I’m going to move you where I want you. How fast. How slow. It’ll all be up to me and this grip.”[/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Unexpected Fate

Unexpected Fate by Harper Sloan


“But I promise you this: every little thought that you have had that causes you to moan my name while scissoring those perfect legs back and forth, praying for completion – it would be so much hotter than you could ever imagine.”[/one_half][one_half_last]YouWereMine

You Were Mine by Abbi Glines


“Do you have any idea how bad I want to be inside you? To know I’m buried inside you. That you’re mine, and no one else can have what I have. You’re so tight and hot. It would be the closest to heaven I’m ever gonna get.”[/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Ugly Love Cover

Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover


“My arms are splayed out above my head, and his fingers are entwined with mine, and he’s pushing, thrusting, living inside me.” [/one_half][one_half_last]One More Chance

One More Chance by Abbi Glines


“Ride it, sweet girl. Show me what makes you feel good. That hot little pussy is my fucking nirvana.”[/one_half_last]

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Modern Romance

[one_half]Falling for the Enemy

Falling for the Enemy by Samanthe Beck


“I’m full of expectations. I expect you to let me peel those thin, tight, and very damp shorts down your legs. I expect you to give my mouth and tongue and hands free reign until you’re biting your lip to keep from begging for more. And when I give you more, I expect you to scream my name in gratitude. If you feel the need to slap my face before, during or afterwards, go right ahead.”[/one_half][one_half_last]Reaper's Stand by Joanna Wylde

Reaper’s Stand by Joanna Wylde


“Cock,” he said, relishing the word. “I want to stick my cock into your pussy. Don’t worry—I’ll get you nice and ready first. Open you up with my fingers, make sure you’re so wet and hot that when you wrap around me, it’ll feel like I’m fucking a goddess because you’re goddamn perfect, London. I can’t wait to feel your cunt squeezing me. Lick your clit, taste you . . . It’ll be good between us. You know it will.”[/one_half_last]

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Dirty Rowdy Thing by Christina Lauren


“Last night I wanted to eat your pussy,” he says directly into my ear. “I still want it. I want you wild, squirming all over my face. What do you think of that?”[/one_half][one_half_last]EllaFrankTake

Take by Ella Frank


“I’m going to suck you and fuck you until you come. Your only job? Don’t make a mess in my car. Keep it right here, in my mouth. Got it?”[/one_half_last]

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Hero by Samantha Young


“He could hear how breathless I was when I asked, “Are you this bossy with all your women?”
Caine grinned, a wicked full-on smile that made my heart palpitate. “No, you just bring it out in me.”
I smiled back. “You’re saying you have a thing for bossing me around?”
“Just like you have a thing for being a smart-ass. Now sit on my desk and spread your legs.””[/one_half][one_half_last]Frenched

Frenched by Melanie Harlow


My mind wanted to slow time down while my body longed to race toward release. Not really a bad problem to have. Eventually, my body won out and I begged shamelessly for what I wanted. He gave me everything.[/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Staking His Claim

Staking His Claim by Tessa Bailey


“These thighs were made to be spread for a man. This man. Open them wider. Now.”[/one_half][one_half_last]Deacon by Kristen Ashley

Deacon by Kristen Ashley


“Baby, that pussy on my mouth, your ass in my hands, the noises you make fillin’ the room, knowin’ I get to drive deep in your wet, tight cunt while you’re still moanin’ for me.”[/one_half_last]

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Forbidden Nights by Lauren Blakely


“The next thing she knew he was on the floor, sliding under her. His hands were on her thighs and his face was between her legs. “You’re going down on me like this?”
He shook his head, his thumbs digging into her thighs. “I’m not going down on you. You’re going to fuck my face.””
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Rock Hard by Nalini Singh


“I want to crowd you,” he said, leaning back in his chair but maintaining the intimacy of the eye contact. “I want to pin you under me and fuck you hard, then I want to slam you up against pretty much every wall in this place. After which I want to bend you over my desk, my bed, this table. For starters.”[/one_half_last]

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[one_half]Burned KMM

Burned by Karen Marie Moning


“If you can’t fuck it, eat it or use it for a weapon–kill it.”[/one_half][one_half_last]Shield of Winter

Shield of Winter by Nalini Singh


“I want you under me, naked and aroused and mine.”[/one_half_last]

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