A Little Note
To Whom it May Concern,
Thank you for creating Cupcake Day. I appreciate your designation of the day because for 24 hours, I can eat all of the delicious mini cakes today with no worry that the calories stick to my thighs.
P.S. In case you’re unaware, when it’s a food’s day-of-the-year, all calories eaten of that food are nil. It’s science.