A Little Note
What if I want to enjoy my milkshake in my yard in peace without all the boys showing up? It’s still better than yours, but all the boys can stay on your side.
Happy Vanilla Milkshake Day!
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“I seduced so many girls my grandparents shipped me off to an all-boys school to save my life.”
“How terrible,” she said.
“Not really. I found a boy to sleep with there.”