Recommendations Health and Personal Care of Your Lady BitsFor the 8th day in a row, a “Health & Personal Care” item — the LELO Ina 2 — has topped the Smut Book Club bestsellers list.

I consider this one of my greatest lifetime achievements.

Which really got me thinking: You guys are some horny Smut Muffins, and I’m glad to know you.

Admittedly, it may be strange to think of ordering personal pleasure toys (or as they call them, Sexual Wellness Products) from Amazon; it was for me at first. But that Jeff Bezos knows how we need our privacy when it comes to our toys, so he makes sure to package each one in black plastic if it’s not already in a discreet package.

Plus, the toys are a bit cheaper than in the store and Amazon throws back a bonus to me when you order one through these links. (Mama wants to go to Las Vegas in October for LoveNBooks. #SinCityDiddle)

I’m sharing only those toys that either I enjoy, or both I and other trusted smut readers love.

$50 Amazon Gift Card Giveaway Below


LELO Ina 2 Luxury Rabbit Vibrator

Advantages: New longer stem for satisfying dual stimulation. Uniquely curved for further reaching sensations. 100% more power across 8 modes. Enhanced motors take pleasure to a peak. Now fully waterproof for versatile use. Enjoy in the bath or shower. Cleans easily. Rechargeable, whisper quiet. Travel ready. Fully lockable with discreet, satisfying vibrations. Body safe and comfortable. Smoothest FDA-approved Silicone

  • Multi-Speed
  • Multi-Vibration
  • Phthalate Free
  • Waterproof
  • Rechargeable
  • Mfg Warranty Included
  • Latex Free

“Tonight, because of this gift from the LELO goddesses, I discovered parts of my vagina that I didn’t know existed.” ~ age 43

“This toy found place in my vagina I didn’t know existed. Some women are concerned that their husbands’ egos might be damaged when they introduce toys like this in the mix. Not the case for my man! This toy and what it does to me is a MAJOR turn on for him.” ~ age 43

“If you like A little innie with your outtie, get the LELO! I have the wand, which is great with my partner but I LOVE this for when he’s travelling for work.” ~ age awesome

This baby is WATERPROOF. This means, you can take it into the shower or the bath for your alone time. It’s a game changer — a life changer.” ~ age 42

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LELO Luna Beads

Every Woman’s Fitness Essential – The World’s Bestselling Kegel Exercising Aid

  • Pleasure and Fitness Combined Kegel Exercising With Lasting Results
  • Body Safe FDA-Approved Materials PHTHALATE-FREE SILICONE AND ABS
  • Increased Resistance Over Time; Two 28-Gram & Two 37-Gram Beads
  • Hygienic Retraction Leash; Comfortable and Safe at All Times
  • 1-Year LELO Warranty; Manufacturing Quality Guaranteed

“Sleek, quiet (there are little weights inside the balls that shift when you move just to remind you to CLENCH), and inspired by ancient medicine, these Ben-Wa balls are necessary for all ladies, especially if you’ve birthed babies.” ~ age 37

“As we age, our pelvic floor becomes weaker, leading to a variety of unfortunate issues. Using the Luna Beads on a regular basis keeps your whole business toned and strong and ready to take on all-comers!” ~ age 42

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Magic Wand Original Massager

With Free Premium Wand Essentials Speed Controller — Highly recommend

• Ultimate Magic Wand Value Bundle

Rabbit Vibrator Wand Attachment

Wand Essentials Flutter Wand Massager Attachment — Watch the product video. Woah.

“The Hitachi Magic Wand is a life changer and when used with attachments it’s like being allowed to see just a little bit of heaven from here on earth. I had lost my O for awhile and in just about 2 minutes with my new toy it was back with a vengeance. Then I tried the Shibari attachment, holy mother of squirting. I wish I had more than two hands to give thumbs up to this product.” ~ age 45

“Pro-tip: Cover the end with a sock to keep vibrations at a minimum if you don’t have a speed controller.” ~ age 42

 


LELO Smart Wand, Large

  • High powered without disruption
  • Patent pending sensetouch technology
  • Fully rechargeable and cordless
  • Completely waterproof design
  • Premium quality materials

“Things I love about the LELO Smart Wand: Curved – so it’s more manouverable in certain positions. Cordless – you don’t have to be near an outlet when playing and worry about the cord getting in the way. Waterproof – goes in the shower for water fun! Multiple patters/speeds – choose your fun!” ~ age 40

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LELO Personal Moisturizer

You shouldn’t be using just any lube on your most prized possessions, so stock up on this ultra moisturizing, Paraben free, Glycerin free, and fragrance free, long-lasting lubricant.

And trust me: a little goes a LONG way.

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Prisms Erotic Glass Agni Anal Plug

Warms to your body, non-porous for cleanliness, and stays put ifyouknowwhatImean.

If you’re not quite ready for the big guns, try an anal trainer kit

Yes, they have ways to train your anus.

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California Exotics *NEW* Butterfly Kiss, Pink

The ultimate in total feminine arousal.
Sensually designed, power packed 3-speed arouser with an unbelievable fluttering butterfly.
Ideal clitoral and G-Spot stimulator that delivers complete and satisfying pleasure for women
Convenient controls are easy to use.
Waterproof for fun in and out of the water.

“My husband calls this ‘The Clit Blaster 3000’ because, well, it gets the job done. And it so cuuuute!” ~ age 32

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Pipedream Products Anal Fantasy Collection Elite Vibrating Plug

Our ultra-hygienic Elite Silicon is phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, and can be worn all day for long-lasting fun. Cleanup is a snap after the fun with the included Refresh Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner and warm water. Every Anal Fantasy box features a FREE 5-Piece Prep Kit to help you ease into comfort and clean up afterwards. The kit includes 2 finger sleeves, anal desensitizing cream, anal lube, and toy cleaner. Insertable Length: 3.5 in. (9 cm) Width: 1.25 in. (3.25 cm)

“This one is so much fun – easy insertion, and lots of choices for speeds and vibrating patterns.” ~ age 40

Wireless remote version available here: Pipedreams

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Jimmyjane Form 2

Sensation In Stereo – Waterproof, Rechargeable, Dual Motors, Quiet, 3 year Limited Warranty

Highly rated!

“I love the Jimmy Jane form 2. It is a clit vibe. But Wow it will rock it, and rock it good. Hope you enjoy as much I have.” ~ age 46

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GIVEAWAY

I want to spread the love of self love, so I’m offering up a $50 Amazon gift card for one lucky Slut Smut Muffin!

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There are 3 options to enter in a scavenger hunt leading to ★★★★★ books that have pleasure toys used in the stories. Woot! If you are unable to use the links in the Rafflecopter widget, I’ve listed the links here.

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