‘+I know what you’re going to say when you begin to read through this post. It’s not that I’m psychic or that you’re as predictable as a spinster’s menstrual cycle.
You’re going to say that paying as much money is it costs to get this toy is way too much money to spend on a toy.
But let me stop you right there and tell you a little story.
When I was in high school, Indecent Proposal came out.Â I remember it being controversial and what all the adults were talking about.
Even if you haven’t seen the movie, you know the story: Robert Redford’sÂ character offers and paysÂ a couple â€“ played by Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore â€“ $1,000,000 to spend a nightÂ with the wife.
It was a big debate at the time in 1993, and it would be today: Would you accept one million dollars to pimp yourself out?
Or if you’re my mom, you ask: How much do I have to pay Robert Redford to spend a night with him?
It’s not hard to figure out where I get it from.
But we’re not talking about ’90s movies andÂ proposals no one shouldÂ ever turn down today. We’re talking about the LELO INA Wave.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, listen to me when I say this to you.
The LELO INAÂ Wave is the greatest personal pleasureÂ object to ever be available to the general public.
Not that I know what’s not available to the general public, but I figure if this is what’s out there for us lay people, whatever’s in the Top Secret warehouses must be death-inducing.
As an experienced personal pleasure object user â€“ it’s my job, yo â€“ I can say without a fucking doubt, the INAÂ Wave has reached the mountaintop.
Oh my fucking GOD.
But again, let me stop you.
This is a toy that takes… finesse to use to its fullest potential.Â The INAÂ Wave is not for the faint of heart or the inexperienced toy user. No sir-ee, Bob.
You need to know what you’re doing down there to get this magic stick to bring you to your knees.
If you, like me, have the INA 2, then you know what it’s like to orgasm in T-minus 20 seconds (or less). And if you, like me, think that since you have the INAÂ 2, you don’t need the INAÂ Wave.
Friends, listen to your pal, Angie.
It’s a whole other level.
And that level, it is good.
Let me give you someÂ advice for when you get your INAÂ Wave in your hands and charged up:
- Charge it fully
- Learn the settings and buttons you’ll need to operate the Wave
- Turn on theÂ porn of your choosing (James Deen or Manuel Ferrara, anyone?) or get worked up with a buddy
- PutÂ a dab of lube (a sample is included with your new toy) on the Wave
- Get that Wave up in your business all the way
- ALL THE WAY
- Turn it on at a low setting, then increase the intensity until you’re signing the praises of every magical and spiritual being
- Write me and LELO a thank you note
What does LELO say about the INAÂ Wave?
An Overwhelming Blended Orgasm
For the woman wishing to push pleasure to its limit, INA Waveâ„¢ rises and falls within you as simultaneous vibrations assure the most powerful blended climax.
It rises and falls, you guys.
It pushes pleasure to the limits, friends.
I would pay $199 each time this bitch delivered on its promise of an overwhelming blended orgasm.
For fucking real.
The INA Wave isÂ the Robert Redford of sex toys, and it should be in your bedside drawer.
Click here to get the LELO INA Wave with FREE shipping, including international destinations!
OK, that was corny. #sorry #notsorry
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