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LELO INA Wave: The Robert Redford of Pleasure Toys

‘+I know what you’re going to say when you begin to read through this post. It’s not that I’m psychic or that you’re as predictable as a spinster’s menstrual cycle.

You’re going to say that paying as much money is it costs to get this toy is way too much money to spend on a toy.

But let me stop you right there and tell you a little story.

Robert Redford CannesWhen I was in high school, Indecent Proposal came out. I remember it being controversial and what all the adults were talking about.

Even if you haven’t seen the movie, you know the story: Robert Redford’s character offers and pays a couple – played by Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore – $1,000,000 to spend a night with the wife.

It was a big debate at the time in 1993, and it would be today: Would you accept one million dollars to pimp yourself out?

Or if you’re my mom, you ask: How much do I have to pay Robert Redford to spend a night with him?

It’s not hard to figure out where I get it from.

But we’re not talking about ’90s movies and proposals no one should ever turn down today. We’re talking about the LELO INA Wave.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, listen to me when I say this to you.

The LELO INA Wave is the greatest personal pleasure object to ever be available to the general public.

Not that I know what’s not available to the general public, but I figure if this is what’s out there for us lay people, whatever’s in the Top Secret warehouses must be death-inducing.

As an experienced personal pleasure object user – it’s my job, yo – I can say without a fucking doubt, the INA Wave has reached the mountaintop.

Oh my fucking GOD.

But again, let me stop you.

This is a toy that takes… finesse to use to its fullest potential. The INA Wave is not for the faint of heart or the inexperienced toy user. No sir-ee, Bob.

You need to know what you’re doing down there to get this magic stick to bring you to your knees.

If you, like me, have the INA 2, then you know what it’s like to orgasm in T-minus 20 seconds (or less). And if you, like me, think that since you have the INA 2, you don’t need the INA Wave.

Friends, listen to your pal, Angie.

It’s a whole other level.

And that level, it is good.

Let me give you some advice for when you get your INA Wave in your hands and charged up:

  • Charge it fully
  • Learn the settings and buttons you’ll need to operate the Wave
  • Turn on the porn of your choosing (James Deen or Manuel Ferrara, anyone?) or get worked up with a buddy
  • Put a dab of lube (a sample is included with your new toy) on the Wave
  • Get that Wave up in your business all the way
  • ALL THE WAY
  • Turn it on at a low setting, then increase the intensity until you’re signing the praises of every magical and spiritual being
  • Write me and LELO a thank you note

What does LELO say about the INA Wave?

An Overwhelming Blended Orgasm

For the woman wishing to push pleasure to its limit, INA Waveâ„¢ rises and falls within you as simultaneous vibrations assure the most powerful blended climax.

It rises and falls, you guys.

It pushes pleasure to the limits, friends.

I would pay $199 each time this bitch delivered on its promise of an overwhelming blended orgasm.

For fucking real.

The INA Wave is the Robert Redford of sex toys, and it should be in your bedside drawer.

LELO INA Wave The Robert Redford of Sex Toys

Click here to get the LELO INA Wave with FREE shipping, including international destinations!

BONUS: LELO is currently offering a 20% off discount coupon when you complete this survey. It’s like the universe is telling you to get your Wave on!

OK, that was corny. #sorry #notsorry

If you’re an avid Amazon shopper, you can also get the LELO INA Wave at Amazon.

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