My friend, Brittany Gibbons, and I are partnering up tonight to talk smut and smack with all the ladies of the Curvy Girl Guide Facebook Community. waves hi to all the ladies

SBC <3s CGG

Way back in the late ’00s, I was an editor of the lifestyle blog Brittany created called Curvy Girl Guide, and it’s since grown into being a supportive group of ladies, all with the goal of self-improvement.

If you’re new to Smut Book Club, welcome! I’ve been here typing one-handed, awaiting your arrival. Have a seat, sip a cocktail, and open your mind (and legs) to talking about sex. Though it isn’t just about sex here; Smut Book Club is also about escaping real life and drowning your sorrows in fantasy.

It’s also the book club for bitches who hate book clubs, because there’s no need to leave the house, put on pants, and cook up your mom’s tuna casserole.

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