Girls Who Don’t Read Are Skanks Ceramic Book Vase
Description
A small stoneware book in bright yellow, with a vintage-style cover that says exactly what it says. It doubles as a pencil holder on a desk, a bud vase on a nightstand, or a catch-all for whatever needs a home. Handmade and kiln-fired, with the cover decoupaged and sealed. A very funny gift for the reader with a snarky streak and a sense of humor about their own shelf.
Good to know
Everything the placard did not have room for.
About the Girls Who Don’t Read Are Skanks Ceramic Book Vase
This handmade ceramic book is made from kiln-fired stoneware clay and shaped like a hardcover with white pages and a bright yellow cover. The cover carries a soft, slightly blurred vintage-style print of a woman with a serious expression, along with the title "Girls Who Don't Read Are Skanks." The cover is decoupaged and sealed with a non-yellowing varnish, and the inside is glazed. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desk or nightstand, or fill it with flowers as a small vase. Because it is made by hand, you may see decoupage brush strokes, and colors can look a little different on your screen. A gift for a reader who likes snarky humor.
- Maker
- LennyMudPottery
- Style
- Ceramic book vase and pencil holder
- Material
- Kiln-fired stoneware clay, decoupaged cover
- Finish
- Glazed interior, cover sealed with non-yellowing varnish
- Color
- Bright yellow with white pages
- Size
- About 5 inches tall, 3.5 x 2 inches
- Made
- By hand, so small variations are normal
- Good for
- Readers with a snarky sense of humor, desks, nightstands, gifts
- Available on
- Etsy
Quick answers
What is it made of?
Kiln-fired stoneware clay with a decoupaged cover sealed in a non-yellowing varnish.
How big is it?
About 5 inches tall and 3.5 x 2 inches.
What can I use it for?
A pencil and pen holder, a small vase, or a catch-all on a desk or nightstand.
Is the inside glazed?
Yes, the interior is glazed.
Will mine look exactly like the photos?
Very close. It is handmade, so you may see decoupaged brush strokes, and colors can vary by screen.
Who is it a good gift for?
A reader with a snarky sense of humor.
Updated November 2, 2026
Library Card Tote Bag
Reading Is My Favorite Sport Sweatshirt
The Book Lover’s Reading Challenge
Bookmarks Are for Quitters Book Socks