
Fowl Language Tea Towel
Description
For the host who keeps a straight face right up until they see the dish towel. This is a cotton tea towel from Sarah Edmonds, an independent maker working from a home studio in the UK, covered in bird illustrations and a generous helping of fowl language. It comes in two versions, Peckers or Cocks, sold individually, so pick the one that suits your recipient’s sense of humor (or buy both and let them argue about it). The towel is pale-cream cotton printed with water-based ink and measures about 29.9 by 18.9 inches. An easy housewarming or hostess gift, and a good one to tuck into a cookbook for a Secret Santa swap.
Good to know
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About the Fowl Language Tea Towel
The Fowl Language Tea Towel is a printed cotton tea towel created by Sarah Edmonds, an independent maker who designs pun-filled prints from her home studio. The towel is covered in bird illustrations and cheeky bird identification, with a choice of two versions, Peckers or Cocks, each sold individually. It is made in the UK from pale-cream premium cotton and printed with water-based ink. It measures approximately 29.9 inches long by 18.9 inches wide and should be washed at 30°C (86°F).
- Maker
- Sarah Edmonds
- Style
- Printed tea towel with bird illustrations and bird-name puns
- Versions
- Peckers or Cocks (sold individually)
- Material
- Pale-cream cotton, water-based ink
- Size
- About 29.9" L x 18.9" W
- Care
- Wash at 30°C (86°F)
- Made in
- UK
- Good for
- Kitchen gifts for anyone who likes a pun
- Available on
- Uncommon Goods
Quick answers
Is there a difference between Peckers and Cocks?
The page lists them as two options sold individually and does not describe different artwork for each.
What size is it?
Approximately 29.9" L x 18.9" W.
How do I wash it?
Wash at 30°C (86°F).
What is it made of?
Pale-cream premium cotton printed with water-based ink.
Where is it made?
In the UK, by independent maker Sarah Edmonds.
Updated November 9, 2026


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